Below are the levels at which we encourage you to support The Passion of George W. Bush:

Vice-Presidential - $2,000 and up

• Mention as lead contributor
  
• Invitation to party with the cast and creative team
  
• 4 tickets to any performance
  
• Trip to an undisclosed location with Supreme Court Justice of your choice

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Presidential - $500 to $1,999

• Invitation to party with the cast and creative team
  
• 2 tickets to any performance
  
• Mention in the program
  
• Party in your honor on an aircraft carrier, signage provided

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National Security Advisor - $250 to $499

• 2 tickets to any performance
  
• Mention in the program
  
• Oil tanker named in your honor

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Secretary of Defense - $25 to $249

• Mention in the program
  
• Lifetime Tenure - screw up as much as you like, we'll NEVER fire you!

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Secretary of State - $1 to $24

• We'll pretend to listen to your suggestions and then force you to do our bidding.

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Please note that because of the nature of FringeNYC, The Passion of George W. Bush is neither a commercial venture nor part of a not-for-profit organization. We are dependent on gifts from you to meet our financial obligations.

(Items in italics have about as much value as a campaign promise.)